EPSRC are reporting about research into a computer that tells jokes. The program was developed to help children with learning difficulties to engage with the English language.
What I want to know it, what does the computer tell to the Jokes?
If you know any jokes that a computer might tell please write them in the comments.

Apple computers have been able to tell jokes for a long time. Here is one of them:
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Thea
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator